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Community couch

A girl that fucks around with a lot of guys in the same group. Or snapchat whore that does nothing but sends nudes to every guy that adds her.
"Why would he want Brenna she's the community couch?"
"Fuck if I know. She's easy? Hope he doesn't grab bed bugs and fleas."
by Keb42 April 4, 2016
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Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.
Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.
by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020
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Community Exploiter

An admin wanna-be basically actually does his/her job when an admin is offline most of these people end up being banned.
I'm not an exploiter i'm a community exploiter.
by River. June 6, 2018
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communal menstruation

When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.

Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010
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pokemon community

A terrible site that was once actually visitable, now controlled by fascists who need lives desperately. There are 30 year olds there who like Ash Ketchum. Please don't go there. Often abbreviated as PC.
"Hey, do you like pokemon community?"
"No."
by The Rampage August 30, 2006
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Communal Snogging

When a group of bisexuals get together and snog each other. They use tongues, lips, and just about everything else
It's usually at a public area ex. park, bar…
The snogging usually happen a very large amount of alcohol or weed has been used.
Communal Snogging can also be followed by high sex.
We're going to the park; bring some pot and whoever you want.

We're going to play a mean game of communal Tonsil Hockey.

Hey, I heard that Tracy is a bisexual and she throws Communal Snogging Parties at her house.
by CheezyPumpkinPie April 30, 2009
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Real Communism

A form of government that has never been implemented in all of human history.

All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.

This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).

This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Venuzuela collapsed? Typical communist government"
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*
by Souper Rare January 7, 2022
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