Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “
crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your
parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat
24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “
depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are
boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can
get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’
t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as
soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
