clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

Cloaca

When someone is being a Pussy-ass bitch who is a fucking dumbass stupid cunt

"You being a Cloaca RN"
"What's that mean?"
"You a Pussy-ass bitch"

by The.__.Doc October 22, 2019

Click Clacks

Testicles.

She was slobbin' all on the click clacks.

by dawnduhduh February 21, 2009

clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'

"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."

by Gwynne January 31, 2004

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

coachella valley

a valley less than a 100 miles from Mexico in so. califorina with the towns of Indio, Coachella, Mecca, Oasis, Arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during mass and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little TJ and the one that drive cars bump the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the Mexican flag so they think there in Mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation

man I got stuck in the coachella valley I thought I was in Mexico, nobody spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
Juan: turn right at this light

rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit

Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels

by the Randyman January 16, 2010

Coach Z

Has a crush on Marzipan, comes from Parmalsian, or some thing, claims to be from the Wutang Clan. Had a hit record in his country

In Marzipan's Anwering Machine: "You're every thing a man could hope for in a lady, oh geeze..."

by Slimmin Highway September 30, 2003