The Da Vinci Code

A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.

The da vinci code rocks

by daniel July 12, 2004

Code blue

what nurses/doctors say if you stop breathing, your heart stops, or you die of other causes

nurse a: CODE BLUE, "CODE BLUE, Get a crash cart up here stat"
doctor: "bob's dead"
bob's children after hearing the code: "HOLLY SHIT, I can't wait to collect the insurance money.

by john doe 12345 July 30, 2008

Wingman Code of Honor

the code that shows how to be a good Wingman.

RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.

RULE #1

guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3

guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."

RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."

by Wingman 47 October 27, 2010

code brown

*the deuce/#2 being "unflushable" in a toilet

(Person quickly leaving the restroom after finding a plugged 2)"Code brown,code brown, now who's turn is it." (to clean it up)

by steve31 January 9, 2009

Crack the code

Crack the code

She was trying to get information out of me but she couldn’t ‘Crack the code’

by JRTheSuperstar December 22, 2017

Area Codes

Using a 3 digit area code to describe a womans appearance. The higher the digit the better. First number is the woman's face, the second number is either a 0 (zero) or 1 (one). Zero means you would not like to have sex, One means you would like to. The last digit is the body.

2 guys walking down the street, they both see a fine woman coming their way. the first guy says " wow, look at that 718". The next guy says " No way, she's like a 402 if anything" Using Area Codes to describe the woman without her knowledge.

by Madman76 October 16, 2008

Code-blue

Message given to coworkers or friends, when you notice a hot chick and you want them to check her out.

Hey Scott, it's Josh, in I.T. I got a code-blue out in the hall, you need to take a look.

by eatdirtfartdust January 14, 2009