Clementic

Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.

Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."

by schluschl February 28, 2025

Clemente

Tall, strong, nonchalant, handsome and respectful man. That has a big penis. Very attractive person.

All the women love Clemente.

by @Cocaine May 15, 2025

Clieglehr

lazy good for nothing Canadian

You fucking dirty Clieglehr

by MidnightTechie June 25, 2025

Cilimeter

A unit of measurement given a distance from point A to point B. The measurement is always = 1 cilimeter

How much is in you? 1 cilimeter
What is the distance from the taint to the vagina? 1 cilimeter
What is the distance from the moon to Saturn? 1 cilimeter

by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025

Clementine

Tobias James smith, often referred to as this by Freddy badlinu

Freddy- you will be miiiiiiiiiiiine, my little clementine

by Clingyduomybeloved July 30, 2025

Chime of Conflict

The equivalent to a 1v1 Ranked gamemode in the game Deepwoken, full of mostly no-life sweaty losers, with a few normal people.

John - "Hop on chime of conflict twin"
Andrew - "Hell nah its ass"

by Crokkepokke August 24, 2025

Clement

The guy who will be the most toxic in a relationship. Always spouting some diabolical nonsense. He will always offer sex when left alone with any female. If they refuse, he will ask where the nearest restroom is and stay in it for exactly 55 seconds.

The people in the conference room were all Clement Chuas.

by diabolicallyinsane September 29, 2025