Classic Fairman

1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.

2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
Speaker: "how did you go to the wrong airline when we have the exact same flight....? Classic Fairman!"
by trollmaster0511 July 27, 2022
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Just Classic

Just Classic
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by sequ December 16, 2022
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The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.
Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic
by One Pump Whillip August 06, 2020
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Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table
Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic
by Anelly221 January 10, 2022
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Lil broken classic

El acto de abandonar/vender y/o dejar tirado a un/unos compañeros El DÍA ANTERIOR a un evento importante
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)
Me han hecho la Lil broken classic y mañana es la fcs, estoy jodido
by uwu123 March 21, 2020
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Dropping a classic

Is Jeremy dropping a classic or something because he has been on toilet for 20 minutes!
by suupre February 28, 2024
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Classical hug

Classical hug is a gay sex position where they hug from the back and analy penetrate at the same time, then squeeze the balls so I make violin like noises
by Grass boy February 14, 2021
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