Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick

“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”

by Paula2019 February 16, 2020

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

bad chop

a jamaican term used by dunce thugs when corresponding with one and other

example: "yo bad chop, ya fawad a di party tonight?"

"yes boss!!!"

by Battyhead34 June 14, 2020

Bitch Chops

It's the fabric of sweater that gets thrown out after turning the shirt or sweater into a crop-top

Person 1:What's that fabric in the trash
Bitch: oh! those are my Bitch chops

by Fetus Deletus yeetus February 20, 2019

stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump

Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!

by LPrk15 August 8, 2008

thot chop

When sexual actions occur between the male and his partner while he has his penis climaxing in their throat in the midst of a horizontal throat chop.

“Duuude I totally thot chopped her last night and it was the best!”
“Hey don’t do that or I’ll thot chop you!”

by John Atkinson May 21, 2019