The chode is an elephant penis
by ace1greene November 28, 2007
a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.
by kenny December 22, 2003
by Groompah October 22, 2007
a chode is someone who is very impatient and stingy.. especially regarding anything concerning alcohol and/or drugs. hobies include (but are not limited to): spending the night in detox, getting arrested at house parties in boulder, getting arrested at shows for trying to sneak in having already bought a ticket, always bumming cigarettes off people, constantly getting locked out of her room and consequently having to sleep outside, passing out on main streets in boulder, trying to save up for a 420 fund but is forced to spend all the earned money to pay for m.i.p.'s and detox bills, hooking up with guys who may be missing some teeth....
by MOLDY TURD April 08, 2010
One who has a small male sexual organ. Also known to be a braggart, fiend, sexual deviant, cleptomaniac, bad tipper, and a red head.
Hey Ursula why do you keep going out with that dude? He is such a chode and he looks like a genetically altered aardvark.
by The predicament August 24, 2014
by Will Grinter May 19, 2005