potato chip fart

A disturbing and lingering fart, that is often silent in nature and resembles opening a packet of original potato chips on a hot day.

"God damn it Ashlea, your potato chip fart is lingering and fucking up my nostrils!!"

"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"

by poop police February 1, 2014

chocolate chip pancakes

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.

Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

by Thatguybutnothim October 19, 2009

kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

by Sagel October 18, 2017

Burnt Chip

The potato chip and/or chips in the bag with the brown "burnt" stain on them.

My wife always eats the good ones and leaves me with the Burnt Chip.

by gofishgo January 20, 2007

Potato Chip Crotch Crust

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

by nothin-nice July 2, 2007

California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010

Struttin' a chip

When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.

"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"

by Alfonso T. Watt May 8, 2010