sleeper cell

this happens when you stay the night at someone's house, and the next morning while in the shower; you accidently cum on the louffa hanging from the faucet.

"she doesn't know how she got pregnant, must have been a sleeper cell"

by 1/2RICAN November 11, 2009

splinter cell

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.

The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.

by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005

cellar smeller

A young man who always happens to be around when liquor is to be had without cost.

Wouldn't you know that every time I uncork a bottle of the real stuff every cellar smeller in a three mile radius shows up at our door.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

splinter cell

One of the most over rated games I have ever played. Okay maybe that is a little harsh. It does have great graphics but many have said that it is better than Hideo Kojima's brilliant Metal gear Solid series when in reality it does not do anything that hasn't been done before. It is not even as good. The game is so linear. If an alarm is rang then the missions is over. That sucks. Not nearly as good as metal Gear Solid. I give it a 6.5/10

Solid Snake could kick Sam Fisher's ass.

by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005

Chelle v2

1. or Rae

2. Witnesser of Santino Maccari's abs and chest.. which are very toned she would add.

3. Sucker of Wiggity-wiggity-Won's penis.

4. Gets mad orgasms from RPing with a guy named Adam.

5. Licker of gooch

1. Chelle. STFU

2. Are you still talking Chelle?

3. WHAT CHELLE?! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE MEXICAN?!

4. Chelle. You shouldn't kiss Nick like that.. he might pop.

5. Chelle. I have three hundred dollars. What can I get for twenty minutes?

by PWNED January 19, 2005

cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.

Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.

by Alli in wonderland October 28, 2007

bootleg cell phones

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

by ass clown March 22, 2004