Chandelierous

To describe something that is used in a way that’s too different from its original purpose

Why are you using your mug to clean the floor? It’s very chandelierous!

by Majestic victorious November 1, 2025

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

Baby Chandler

See "fuck boy"

He is acting like such a baby chandler.

by Anonymous_xxx March 9, 2015

steamy chandler

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.

I gave my 6 year old niece a steamy chandler

by Bllllllop March 27, 2016

Pink Chandelier

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos

I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!

by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016

ass chandelier

a fancy dingle berry.

basically if you're called this, you are still a dingle.. just on another level.

" Corey and Jessica are being ass chandeliers" - ( because we are hot, but still behaving like idiots)

by corbagx May 12, 2016

Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."

Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!

by cumcake02 March 22, 2017