jesus chair

chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat

"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"

by dicktofer October 28, 2007

ChairMan

phrase used to describe a cronic masterbater

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

chairaoke

Chairaoke is a word used to describe a person’s offstage participation in karaoke.

I have done karaoke a few times. I’m big into supporting, but not the first to hit the mic. Some would say I am more into chairaoke.

by Mister Pasta January 27, 2023

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010

Chairea

The area around a chair or other device used for sitting that is required for the occupant and chair to function normally.

You're in my chairea- Please move away

by http://www.redhawk159.webs.com December 5, 2010

Chair Stalking

The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.

Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!

by Kimi1984 January 3, 2011

Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"

Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.

by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011