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fish fry catholic

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.
Man, Jason is just a fish fry catholic. I never see him at church anymore.
by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022
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Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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Seedless Catholic

A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.
I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.
by Rick Pots November 12, 2018
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catholic babes

lengerz in which are catholic
dayum thats one catholic babes
by Drewboodidjfudnfjg October 13, 2022
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Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021
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Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024
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