by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023
Get the Catholic Sodamug. I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.
by Rick Pots November 12, 2018
Get the Seedless Catholicmug. Can apply to two related groups.
1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.
2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.
2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!
Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021
Get the Catholic for Conveniencemug. So let’s talk more abt Carmel, hey I’m new here or wtv but let’s talk… so Eric Franklin a “librarian and CDN Director” he is so fucking ugly and stupid, he literally talks shit with his favorite students AJ Escamilla and Mark fisher lmao, but he’s so weird and thinks he’s the shirt he’s a dictator and tells everyone what to do, but who would listen to a bitch who can’t have a good haircut… he’s apparently married but who would marry that, but he talks so much shit behind people’s back but won’t say shit to our face.. then he so demanding like we don’t have lived and h has no reason to have this he’s basically pointless I can do CDN by my damn self! Then the stupid ass freshman he brought into the school are too fucking slow to do OBS like OBS is so fucking easy but Eric also is a bully he said so much shit to students that regular teachers would be fired, but yes he needs help mentally so yall should help him… P.S. - BHC
by BedazzledHaterClub February 24, 2025
Get the Carmel Catholic High School - CDN & Erica Franklinmug. Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the The Catholic Churchmug. lengerz in which are catholic
by Drewboodidjfudnfjg October 13, 2022
Get the catholic babesmug.