"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"
by Xlea Snave July 19, 2009
In response to the speculation that oral sex is a bigger cause of cancer than tobacco!
a Penis is now officially known as a 'Cancer stick'
a Penis is now officially known as a 'Cancer stick'
Girl-hmm i would really like to give you falatio(this word is worse than vagina)but ive been told i can get cancer from doing it...
Guy-Ignore the health hazard labels on my balls baby,smoke this cancer stick at your own peril ! one more wont hurt...
Guy-Ignore the health hazard labels on my balls baby,smoke this cancer stick at your own peril ! one more wont hurt...
by vbeatz February 24, 2011
by Ben Giladi February 12, 2009
Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.
by Someperson October 10, 2003
one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer
by cumdragon April 08, 2015
Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.
Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
by Big Burnzy March 02, 2010