new canaan

new canaan is a town of rich preppy bitches who think they're the shit because they have money. i live in new canaan and my whole life ive just wanted to leave there. the girls dress in abercrombie and juicy couture walking around with high wasted skirts, while the boys try to be black although less than 1% of new canaan is actually black. they have no idea what the real world is and is scared to go to stamford. the moms are all hot because its all botox and fake blonde hair, always going for manis and pedis with thier children starting at 4 years old. most of nc moms dont work and if they do its in real estate which isnt even a real job..they just do it to say they work. they spoil their kids and buy them range rovers whhen they turn 16. in one word new canaan is full of homos.

my fucking life in new canaan

by hatencforeverrrr September 6, 2010

Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

by mo-a February 8, 2005

Canada's History

according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"

Man, I just did Canada's History on your mom, and she loved it!

by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010

caniballamalism

llamas eating other llamas (n)

Caniballamalism was confirmed when llama bite marks were found on one of the llamas in the field.

by canaballamalist December 8, 2014

Canada Fresh

A mixture of vodka and Ginger Ale that creates a fresh taste and makes it easy to take down

wow this Canada Fresh is so easy to drink I can't even taste it

by jwill55 July 1, 2014

Canadalism

When one has a diet of only ice, beaver, moose, maple syrup, and Tim Hortons.

Guy #1: Hey, dude! Do you wanna go out for ribs?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm into canadalism.
Guy#1: Oh, sweet dude!!

by EmilytheMalicious(ORdelicious) August 9, 2015

Canada

Canada is a magical place in North America, where it snows all year round, and lakes are everywhere, obviously frozen. In Canada, on June 3rd, there is National Poutine Day, and on March 4th, there is National Maple Syrup Day. The Canada - United States border is patrolled by Mounties riding on moose. Obviously many Canadians choose to keep pet beavers, they help to tap the maple trees with their teeth. Hockey is number one priority in most Canadian households, most Canadians' valued possessions are hockey sticks.

American immigrant: Y'all hello Kenadiens, I from New Joysey! It's coo how y'all spell "colour" with a U. So, in Canada, does y'all have pet moose?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?

by Sam_han_tha November 29, 2016