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can't-can't

When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.
"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
by andpeggyyyy September 27, 2017
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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?
Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023
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It Can't Get Any Worse.

What everyone is saying to themselves in 2020, until it inevitability gets worse.
Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."
by The1/3Reich June 11, 2020
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I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition
I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza
by Dinoboy33664455nvrguess November 5, 2020
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Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021
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I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."
by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024
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