Can't divide by 0

What you get when you divide any number with 0 in the calculator

Example:
Go to the calculator and click "5", "÷" and "0" in that order, and the result is "Can't divide by 0".

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 1, 2021

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

by Mawnster November 18, 2022

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

It Can't Get Any Worse.

What everyone is saying to themselves in 2020, until it inevitability gets worse.

Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."

by The1/3Reich June 11, 2020