Callum Wilson

Boring and Has nonsense of humour. Listens to arctic monkeys and only arctic monkeys and Plays guitar very shitly

Look at him he Must Be A Callum Wilson on his own in the music department u poo

by HarrY-P November 3, 2019

Callum

Callum is someone who will constantly ditch you for other people and then hang out with you again until his other friends come along. Commonly blonde.

otherwise known as ditcher

You - Hey callum hang with me

Callum - Ok

Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!

Callum - Ok

by joe... or something November 26, 2010

callum

noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.

that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum

by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007

Callum

Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.

♫ The Bort-Rex was strictly herbivore, living on a diet of one herb alone. #420 ♫

- Callum

by Borts biggest fan December 6, 2011

callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.

My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum

by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011

callum deal

wierd,demented,poof, and also fuked up

i love aliens from mars

by berishnikov January 21, 2004

callum

talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids

callum is gay

by callum buttress May 2, 2018