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The sex couch

The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!

EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!
by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011
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Coughee

Something who has been coughed upon.
Michael: *Coughs on Tyler
Tyler: What the fuck? Stupid coughee!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023
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Couch-clamp

1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.

2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.
For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.

" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.
by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 16, 2009
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Caught in a Mosh

1. While on a Metal/Hardcore/Punk/ concert you(sometimes unwillingly) find yourself in the middle of a Mosh Pit, with all the craziness that ensues from such an activity. Although the pit can be quite harsh, it can also be fun as hell.

2. An awesome song by Thrash Metal band Anthrax; a true anthem for those who enjoy the afore-mentioned activity.
1. Dude, I was Caught in a Mosh last night in Death by Stereo's gig. I wanted to keep it civil, but damn! It was awesome.

2. Which one of these words don't you understand? I'm Caught in a mosh. Talking to you is like clapping with one hand. What is? caught in a mosh!
by teh Mynr May 16, 2006
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couch slut

a person who chooses to always sleep on the couch rather than their own bed. This person does not sleep on the couch because he/she does not own a bed, but rather in preference for the couch's physical beauty over the bed's internal qualities (i.e. springs, memory foam, or other) and their relationship (proximity of the bed to the couch; this being generally short). Further qualities of this individual is that he/she will sleep on the couch at any time of day not only night; he/she will enjoy quickies (short naps) or extended periods of enjoyment (7-10 hours of sleep).
Shane: "Dude when I woke up this morning for class Mike was sleeping on the couch again!"
Kevin: "Doesn't he have a bed? What a couch slut!"
by shane-o! March 14, 2008
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caught slippin

that bitch in the lexus got caught slippin.

that fool from 387th street got caught slippin last night and was blasted.
by wastinmoola January 24, 2004
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coughlin

ast name for the best Irish-americans in the world. Originally known as Mac Cochlain or O Cochlain. For those still in Ireland the name is spelled Coughlan. pronounced as either "coff-linn" or "cogg-linn" or "cock-linn" depending. Native Irelanders pronounce it the latter.
Natalie Coughlin is an excellent swimmer!
by thats so deirdre January 28, 2009
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