Wince Clinch

The involuntary response of ones anus to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. Although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the anus to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.

Dude, I was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. I was about to blow an O-Ring when a peanut shard scraped my hole, and I did a wince clinch. I was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until I found one of her roommates heavy flow pads...

by Thedude78 September 19, 2013

dead horse cliché

A cliché in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".

Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.

by TheWriter May 19, 2013

holding my clutch rod

When a young lady's glove box is overflowing and she is in need of assistance

I ended up holding my clutch rod at the side of a motorway

by jamspoon December 18, 2015

Pearl-clutcher

A derogatory word for someone with conservative or traditional views who is easily shocked.

Too bad, little pearl-clutchers, these pants are staying down!

by John D. Ongh November 14, 2018

clutch

n. "cool"
n. "rad"
n. "cold"
the new cool way to speak.

Oh my gosh, her skirt is so clutch! I love it!
Wow, it's really clutch outside.

by Jessica December 22, 2004

clutch

the sensitive area between the scrot and the cookie cutter.

"don't piss me off, or you'll get a high-speed big toe to the clutch!"

by deuce dropper April 8, 2007

Clutch or kick

It’s a term used in call of duty search and destroy when you are the last player alive

Yo Kyle clutch or kick you dog shit player

by Poonslayer67 March 23, 2020