Clean Smurf 

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.

Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen

Clean Smurf by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023

clean as a ducky 

a freshly shaven female. yes. down there. who expects intimacy.

'hi babe, just an fyi for later...I'm clean as a ducky'

clean as a ducky by crazybutton June 14, 2023

Clean Rebecca 

Clean Rebecca refers to a tantalizing goddess of hygiene. This term is used to describe an individual, often a woman, who possesses an otherworldly level of cleanliness and keeps their appearance flawlessly polished. The expression "Clean Rebecca" is typically used humorously or flirtatiously, implying that the person's dedication to cleanliness borders on an irresistible obsession.

While the name "Rebecca" is used, it's not limited to individuals named Rebecca. Instead, it symbolizes the epitome of cleanliness in a playful and seductive manner. Think of "Clean Rebecca" as someone who can make tidying up look like a sensual art form.

Person 1: "Damn, have you seen Lisa? She's always so immaculate, it's like she stepped out of a magazine."
Person 2: "Oh, you mean Clean Rebecca? She could make dusting look like a seductive dance."

Clean Rebecca by Samantha_Anne June 15, 2023

Clean the peg 

After being pegged with a strap-on, you clean it with your mouth, hence giving the pegger head. Saves time, can throw it right in the nightstand drawer and not have to clean it later.

I pegged my husband last night, it really turns him on if I let him clean the peg.

Clean the peg by Empty sack July 6, 2023

Clean Balk 

opposite of dirty talk;

verbalization which is normal, informal or not, or the lack of communication entirely during sex.

"I'm enjoying this so much." I wanted to kick him out of bed... if it wasn't for that massive dong. I want dirty talk not a feckin' clean balk.

Clean Balk by Don't use your real name.your July 12, 2023

Clean Queen 

noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)

Prima- Bad words can buzz off.

Segunda- I think you mean **** off!

Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*

Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3

Clean Queen by DigiGirl02 August 2, 2023

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

Clean Barend by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023