Joke-a-caust

When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.

Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?

Tom: Oh, wow.

Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...

Jene: Who's there?

Andrew: Banana!

Jene: Banana who?

Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!

Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?

Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.

by Shanemaximo March 17, 2010

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Lost cause

Awesome and also weird song from Beck. Very weird album indeed.. Sea change is particulary different from the rest.. really good song

Your sorry eyes, they cut through bone.
They make it hard to leave you alone.
Leave you here wearing your wounds
Waving your guns at somebody new.

Baby I’m a lost
Baby I’m a lost
Baby I’m a lost cause.

I’m tired of fighting
I’m tired of fighting
Fighting for a lost cause

by Dead oyster July 11, 2005

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Causa

(Full name: known as "Causa Mortis" latin for Cause of Death, indicating the death of countless relationships, and women fall by the wayside, sedate but also distraught at the loss of awesomeness. Causa causes the schroedinger's effect in women. )

The Dutch Casanova of the 21th century, mostly known by his nickname "Causa". He has mostly spent his youth in training his talent pleasing women and to fortify his position among stud's. His glory is untill now unchallenged by any male adversaries and he currently trains upcoming stud's in the art of seduction.
He is commonly known on the Internet and in Dutch culture, nowadays being called a Causa is the ultimate rank for up-and-coming studs

His nickname "Causa" is also commonly used as a definition for beauty, sex and whoreish behaviour and can be applied several different contexts.

"Man, that guy totally causa'd those women.", "I wish I was more causa now and then","Watch out man, he is a Causa among men", "Once she went causa, she never turned back to me", "We were perfect for each other and then he causa'd her." or "She eventually left him, since he pulled a causa."

by Peenilord May 27, 2008

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Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007

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clamspeak

The dulcet tones emanating from the engorged twat during vigorous stimulation of the thighs and buttocks. These sounds are created when copious amounts of kitty juice run down the vaginal lips and ass, creating a moist, squishy vacuum.

Last night I was giving M'Lady an all-over massage on the bed, really concentrating on her big fine ass, and then I heard it: the sound of pulling a stuck boot out of the bog, repeatedly. It was clamspeak, I tell you!

by Mastertigerbaiters January 1, 2009

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