Cell block burrito

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.

Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah

by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009

Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"

by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010

cell slap

The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person

My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her

by sirsketchalot August 2, 2012

cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.

shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!

by nicole and carson March 22, 2005

cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

Stem Cell

To grow a vital organ or part of the body that may be missing or needs replacing.

Man, my heavy drinking is causing my kidney to fail. I'll just stem cell a new one.

That guy is missing an arm. He should try and stem cell another.

by tayduran April 1, 2008

Cellstorm!

A specific person that has a special knife to hunt people down with!

I saw a Cellstorm! with a deer on his back!

by a Fxrlie July 21, 2019