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butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.
The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.
by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012
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Pull a Butler

To "Butler" or to "Pull a Butler" is to assure someone or (more usually) a group of people their interests are being tended to, while simultaneously demonstrating that you have neither the power or inclination to do so.

It is believed to derive from butlers of the 19th century being notoriously unreliable. A competing theory posits that it originates from the north-east Kansas region.

Analogous to the expression: "Barth-up" paperwork.
"Dude I've been practicing the lines to 'Hamlet' for months and now the day before the performance the theater director is telling me we're actually gonna do 'The Producers'"

"HA! Damned if he didn't just pull a Butler on you, sucka!"
by Omnibus92883 September 16, 2010
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churns my butter

Southern term for when someone makes you sexually aroused or intrigued.
He really churns my butter.
by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013
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butter beast

A rather large, possibly obese individual
I'm so bloated! Feeling like such a butter beast!!!!
by skingirl March 14, 2010
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wang butter

Semen, cum, jizz, love juice, spooge excetra.

the stuff that comes out of the dudes cock after he nuts.
Man, I had her face totaly covered in wang butter
by Nathan Carrier October 20, 2006
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Peanut Butter Detergent

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.
Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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Black Butler

Trying to explain to your grandparents what BB is about in the most pure, wholesome, and Christian way
Grandma: "What's that comic you're reading about?"
Me: "A Butler and his master going on adventures... Black BUTLER ye know uwu"
Grandma: "Aaaaaw that seems nice"
by AppleSauceTea December 1, 2019
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