Soggy Bread

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation

Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread

by Furburgers November 17, 2015

laver bread

Pronounced "Larver", laver is an edible seaweed commonly found on the south west coast of Wales (around Swansea). Laver has to be prepared at great length by washing many times, and boiled for up to 5 hours and drained to form a gelatinous puree. It is mixed with fine oatmeal, formed into small cakes and fried in fat. If you are after a traditional authentic flavour serve it with some vegan bacon.

Of course, in olden times, and even now in the countryside, there was a hot cooking "range" constantly available, so extended cooking times for things like laver were no problem. Nowadays it is less convenient (but you could try using a pressure cooker or microwave)

I have no idea why it is called "bread"!

imma go buy LAVER BREAD!

by blah May 13, 2005

bread head

Someone who is forever asking how much something costs.

"Thats interesting how much did it cost you."

"Oh don't be such a bread head it doesn't matter what is costs"

by BeeeDeee February 28, 2008

Stale Bread

People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.

Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.

by N. Mani May 29, 2019

bread factory

The vagina of a woman with a heinous yeast infection.

Last night I was gunna treat Charlotte to some cunilingus, but that bitches snatch was like a fuckin' bread factory! The curdled ooze from her stench trench could make bread rise.

by BES the best July 17, 2006

bread pants

Pants with yeast infection goop encrusted inside. The wearer had obviously gone commando.

Girl 1: "EW!! Bread pants!"

by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007

the bread tag

The heavenly bread tag that determines who brings food for the whole group on Monday. The bread tag is majestic and feared.

omg, I hope she gets the bread tag because she can bake!

by The bread tag definer August 20, 2020