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Brandon

I guy who has a huge dick but is not worth shit . He's the player type and he's a total cheater . He think everything is a game .
Brandon is an asshole
by BoyWouldYou March 13, 2017
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Brandon

Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.

butt of all jokes.

the b-man.
S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"

K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"
by TEH GUHY September 25, 2010
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Brandon

A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.
Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣
by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018
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Brandon

A kid who likes to draw hentai and runs head first into battle almost getting his party killed.
Who the feck invited Brandon??
by D&D Gamer 101 January 10, 2020
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Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon
"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."
by schmilary April 24, 2016
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Brandon

Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.
Brandon won't let us go to the playground!
by HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe February 25, 2017
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Brandon

by Ipoh March 18, 2017
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