foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

Life Before The Earth Did Not Exist

Al tho How Stephen Hawking gave a theory about how the world was before it even existed just when he gave an example like The world is growing I know the world will probably end in a Very long time and if it ends what will happen Theory: The world will explode and the core of the earth will take a really long time to generate into another planet just like mars. What humanity will be there in the next earth

Life Before The Earth Did Not Exist means what it was like when The World was never even there

by .\lo\ou/ubj m, April 26, 2019

Rot before thot

Slang. It means rot in hell before choosing a thot who belongs to your bff.

Hey bro! She’s hot! Yeah but she belongs to my bff. So? So... rot before thot! Wym? I’ll rot in hell before I take my guys thot!

by B-rizzle June 1, 2019

Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)

I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

No Ket before Set

The golden rule

-Hey dude u pinging yet?
-nah man I’ve got a set ahead. no ket before set!

by Beefy_Cabbage January 4, 2019

In the door before you know it

Will happen sooner than you think

Alan, Christmas will be in the door before you know it!

by Bumbag September 6, 2019

IO’s Before Hoes

Electing to receive an intraosseous (IO) infusion, an incredibly painful method of providing medicine and fluid to a patient by injecting straight into the bone marrow, rather than deal with thots and bullshitery.

“I’m not going to heck her and become a sadboi again, IO’s Before Hoes.”

by shelves1t2 December 10, 2019