backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next

Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

backseat

Backseat is when something is horrible and sucky. This makes perfect sense because no one likes to sit in the backseat, and sometimes nasty things happen in backseats. This will catch on in the near future.

You're soooo backseat

Yo momma's backseat

Don't be a backseat person

by Bitsy-Boo December 19, 2009

Come-backs

A guy who keeps coming back into your life after he's already been dismissed...several times. He continuously calls and tries to contact you for weeks, months and even several years after the relationships ended. Especially popular term for those guys who never made it to relationship status but keep trying anyway.

I can't rid of Crazy Mike he's the worst one of my come-backs!

Speaker 1: You will never guess who called me last night!!
Speaker 2: Not who I think...is it?
Speaker 1: Yup, that crazy come-back!
Speaker 2: Which one???
Speaker 1: the worst one...PSYCHO MIKE!

by Denise Hernandez August 12, 2005

backsplash

the pee that splashes on you by accident while pissing in front of a urinal

Having backsplash on your pants can really fuck up your day.

by sheezy03 November 9, 2008

Double backside Titties

Boobs so phlat it looks like tha girls a f'kin man, specialy when the subject got a mustache aswel

Robayn: Check out the Shemale wih tha Double Backside Titties

by Robin December 10, 2003

Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010