Curly haired blonde

A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.

Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes

I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there

Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.

by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

by Liferules420 July 14, 2023

blonde

less a hair color, and more a personality trait, meaning lacking in common sense; misconception that people with blonde's have more fun, when in reality they just think everything is amusing because they're really never quite sure of what's going on

I just had a blonde moment.

by miSs kAtiE June 21, 2005

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Blonde at heart

A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends

Nice... ur so stupid...
So are you!
Naw im just blonde at heart

by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004

Blondeness

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.

Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.

by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

Blonde

a hair color. really that's it. not quite dumb but generally called a ditz. but not all blondes are. it's just a steriotype that people need to get over.

a girl that has RED hair runs across the street when she is not sapposed to and narrowly escapes getting nailed by a car.

my mother: she must dye her hair.
(saying she must naturally be a blonde)

by shawty royal June 18, 2008