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Asexuals with benefits

Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.
My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.
by postinspector June 30, 2018
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Benefacial

The Rejuvenating effects of seminal fluid in and/or around your mouth.
Angelo: That cumshot to my face was very very benefacial!
Tim: You're gay?
by EnzoDaBoss June 18, 2011
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benedict

gayest shit ever created. Made by a monk in a cave in the 12th century when the titanic crashed. If you know anyone or any place with Benedict in their name it is most likely a headquarters for terrorists . If you are anywhere near a place named St Benedicts it is a headquarters for a group of terrorists named the Akbars who recently wiped out all of Turkey and Germany
Fucking hell its a bloody Benedict , run the fuck away you accident before you get bombed
by Terrorist 123 March 28, 2019
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online friends with benefits

The practice of adding people to ones profile purely to excel in your online Facebook games at a faster rate.
Terri - Wow, Dave sure does have a lot of Facebook friends...he must be so popular!

Graham - Nah, he just has alot of online friends with benefits!
by shmowser June 24, 2011
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Benefit of the doubt

The resulting behavior after drinking a 12 pack or equivalant of alcohol.
Kevin gave the girl at the bar tonight the benefit of the doubt.

Kevin gave the pedestrians on his way home the benefit of the doubt. Some of them made it, some of them didn't.
by mszombiedater January 17, 2010
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collateral benefit

Deriving intended or unintended advantage from a main-event happening.
He wrote a letter to the editor about the Vancouver June 2011 riots in which he mentioned how things were so different in 1972 when Canada beat USSR in the Summit Series and Asian-origin refugees from Uganda's Idi Amin got admitted to Canada as a collateral benefit of the euphoria. In doing this he subtly mentioned that the item had been covered in his forthcoming book on Uganda Asians, thus deriving collateral benefit for his publication.
by vivauganda June 22, 2011
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bullies with benefits

friends with benefits, except one of the friends bullies or beats up the other regularly.
friend 1: hey are they going out?
friend 2: naw they're just bullies with benefits, she beats the crap out of him.
by jkdesdfe May 24, 2011
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