bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 13, 2020

Bichead

Kinda sounds like dickhead but with some different letters. Something to call someone when words like cunt, gayass and Chris Jewbank get stale. Times the word Bichead will be most useful is when a foods or drunks is stolen from you like coco pops or coco pops. Or if your xbox gets turned off

Guy 1. *is an inconvenience*. Guy 2. Why did you do that what the actual fuck is wrong with you. You bichead

by A Slightly Confused Walrus August 7, 2020

Bitcheating

Bitcheating is when a person is eating a meal without being really hungry

A: you hardly touched your food, you good?
B: yeah, it's all good, I just don't feel that hungry
A: uh ha, so you bitcheating.

by Salemklize September 29, 2020

bitcheloid

bitcheloid is a word that is suposed to insult someone

"you fucking bitcheloid!"

by shadow trooper 28 November 2, 2020

bachelor bracket

A group of friends watch ABC’s “The Bachelor” and guess who’s gonna win. It’s like an NCAA basketball bracket where contestants are eliminated each week.

Hey girls, let’s do a bachelor bracket! Personally, I think Rachel’s gonna win because she’s the prettiest.

by Rusty687 January 3, 2021

Birched

When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.

“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”

by 802gang February 18, 2021

Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.

Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”

by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021