Batman

A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet

Vegyiance👺😍😍😍 *stabs homeless person for jaywalking* batman vegenace

by Stewed squares April 13, 2022

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

Pull a Batman

When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.

1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."

by SteelNick November 28, 2015

Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

ATAR Batman

A NSW HSC teacher who consistently aura farms whilst forcing ATAR Jokers to get off their lazy asses and study or become contributing members of society who work.

We need the ATAR Batman to save us!

by Village Chief September 2, 2025

batmanning

batmanning is when you put a mask on and hamg upside down while your girl get slapped in the face with you bat dick

me and your wife was batmanning last night

by usfwbeveb March 14, 2021