fat bat

a fat bat is abnormaly fat wiener. A weiner that ranges from 10-50 pounds.

John took off his pants, and his wife saw a fat bat

by Robert Spratlin October 22, 2009

"there's a bat in da cave"

It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.

When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

bakey bat

The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.

Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!

by Jm & Ca April 15, 2008

nail-bat

A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.

Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.

by DthePP October 14, 2003

Batti bat

Is a fat ground bat who makes squeaks and is very cute your supposed too deep fry them for a tasty snack

Batti bat is the best bat ever

by The tallest me & biggest pp me April 6, 2021

Stanky Bat

An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed

guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?

Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!

by Ferrigno April 4, 2009

ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009