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Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
Get the Ass Balloon mug.Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tieing them jizzing in their face.
As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)
As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)
Example #1
Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the "Cincinnati Balboa"!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off!
Example #2
Gareth: I just say Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.
Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the "Cincinnati Balboa"!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off!
Example #2
Gareth: I just say Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.
by Alex "Trotters" Dodds December 15, 2008
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by 2014_chiguy April 21, 2007
Get the bust her water balloon mug.While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.
person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!
by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010
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