Digital Burrito 

A joint with marijuana mixed with DMT

Person A) You tryin to go to outer space?

Person B)YEAH! lets smoke a digital burrito

Digital Burrito by Tyler Kecinav April 9, 2011

Senor my burrito is dieing 

When you or a food item is dieing

I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!

Senor my burrito is dieing by Mr. Senor November 10, 2010

Cancer Burrito 

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

Cancer Burrito by FRISKET II July 25, 2008

Toledo Burrito 

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

Toledo Burrito by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008

New Jersey Burrito Dog 

When 2 gay men rub their penises together

Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"

New Jersey Burrito Dog by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

estómago burrito 

When a fat person has a gut that hangs over their penis, they fold the gut into a burrito shape. Once this has been done they proceed to masturbate into the "estómago burrito." When they are done they fill the rest of the space with meat, cheese, lettuce. (and sometimes poop)

Andy: "man look at that fat guys gut!"
Me: "dude he could estómago burrito that thing!"

estómago burrito by Andrew Lawrence January 26, 2007

Double burn burrito 

Take a condom and put Icy-hot or bengay inside and outside of the condom and proceed to have sex with it.
this act can either be done with a hetero or homosexual partnership.

Joe wanted to have a double burn burrito with Chris to take their relationship to the next level.

Dude I double burn burritoed a chick last night and now my dick will be out of commission for a month.

Double burn burrito by Ninjaman2000 January 23, 2010