boner in a china shop

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.

Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."

boner in a china shop by James Caldwell Maximus III April 26, 2009

Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!

Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST

Boner Breakfast by TRES123 April 10, 2009

boner rail 

snorting coke off a hard cock

hey, you should have stayed at the bar after it closed. these sluts (and this guy) were totally doing boner rails.

boner rail by daathrules December 9, 2010

boner kill 

something that occurs when an erection is put into a temporary coma like state after viewing anything repulsive

man you face is a total boner kill

boner kill by revadd May 6, 2011

boner joust 

When two people fight only using their erections.

I am the boner jousting champion.

boner joust by triplekinks May 8, 2006

boner barrier 

A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.

"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."

"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."

"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."

boner barrier by desperryado October 3, 2005

boner shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.

After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.

boner shuffle by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008