baptits

What baptists must wait for until marriage

I can’t wait to marry her and see those baptits!

by Banana woman January 23, 2023

Bapple

Bapple is a business name derived from Banana + Apple.

Banana + Apple = Bapple.

Bapple is a UX Design, Branding and Web Design agency in Sydney Australia.

Bapple did an excellent job redesigning our website.

by friendofbapple June 4, 2023

no bape

A compliment towards anyone who has done something cool or good. Referring to not having a small penis.

Dang fool you just scored 30 points, that's no bape.

by cperk15 March 2, 2010

mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive

Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive is slang for Lysergic acid diethylamide or LSD.

Blaine is coming to the city from Naperville and has 7 tabs of Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive. Lets take them, ditch Blaine and head to the Adler Planetarium and trips balls.

by Quicky312 October 8, 2021

Kanye Baptism

The act of listening to all of Kanye's albums in order, no listening to any other music during your Kanye baptism.

Person 1: Did you do your Kanye Baptism to prepare for Donda 2?
Person 2: Yea, it took me two weeks but im officially a kanyist now

by kanyefan2004 February 18, 2022