Mellisa Austin

She's the perfect person to have. She's loving, caring, and beautiful. And most importantly is that she's mine and you cant have her

Mellisa Austin is like What you cant have

by Kay Fridman April 17, 2011

Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Austin Yawn

A dumb piece of shit. He has shmeat and can not control his mouth. He has so bad sense of love and is basically zombie brain dead.

Hey your a Austin Yawn

by Allison704 September 10, 2018

Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011

Austin Vrabel

Sick tennis player, who annoys the shit out of me in math sometimes.

Horrible beatboxer

"Austin Vrabel stop poking me in the back"

"Austin Vrabel you suck at beatboxing"

by BlackMasta7 March 10, 2010

Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.

"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."

by ACAT November 7, 2012

Austin, MN

Spam Town, USA

Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!

by twinnie1 January 20, 2010