assburger

when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns

last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack

by hhhhhhhhhuh November 17, 2019

assburbate

The act of aspirating while booty bumping until orgasm is reached.

I just Assburbated sangria from injecting an explosion in my rusty sheriff’s star.

by Lilgirl83 November 8, 2019

Assfacia

The disease of having a face that looks like a butt.

“That girl looks like she may have assfacia”

by Goochg May 22, 2020

Assfaders

When you try to have a conversation with somebody the Assfaders accepts but 10 seconds later its like they don't want to hear something from you anymore

Friend: Hey, have you heard of Logan?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

Assault1126

Hes a boy that likes cod and fortnite and he is probably 15-17 years old hes also really lit

he ia assault1126

by bjbwkbdk September 1, 2020

Assferg

The shit that gets stuck in your ass hairs when you don’t wipe thoroughly.

I can smell your assferg from here.

by lengcha September 26, 2020

asfurnaam

blessing one a good night sleep

Asfurnaam mom and dad. Happy dreams.

by ujustgotgot November 16, 2020