stupid asian

Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.

Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!

The world explodes.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Asian Fakies

"Asian Fakies" are a very rare type of model And/Or adult film star that is both Asian and has breast implants. Asian women normally do not get such enhancements, so Asian Fakies are not very common. But this makes them more unique. Examples of Asian Fakies include Francine Dee, Minka, Lena Li and Sakura Sena.

It's weird; I'm not always into breasts implants, but I have not yet seen any Asian Fakies that I did not like. It's just so rare that it's sexy on a whole different level!

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

asian angle

The angle at which the non Asian appear Asian. Can be found with a 360 degree composite of the persons face. This requires both an X value and a Y value about the axis of rotation.

-She definitely has an asian angle
-What?
-She's slightly asian looking from certain angles. Specifically at x=150 and y= -27

by Dr. Rodger December 30, 2008

asian occasion

The act of coitus with a member of the Asian race, almost always by a non-Asian.

Did you hear that Brian fucked that fat Jap broad? He's always down for an Asian occasion.

by yarray November 6, 2006

Asian Skittles

Skittles made in China

The Asian Skittles taste like sushi

by boo schu January 18, 2011

Asian Fishing

An act of trying to look like you are of Asian descent. Most usually East Asian.

This is very offensive towards Asian people because all these years of them (Asians) have been made fun of for the shape of their eyes or the way they look that it has now become a “trend” mostly started by white people because white people usually want to look like any other race but their wh*te selves.

Mara is Asian fishing. She’s trying to look like she has chinky eyes.

by GurenDesuuuu January 31, 2021

asian penis

Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.

White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.

by Asian Dude July 30, 2008