by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
by Dee Afton December 24, 2023
Hush: I am stuck and unable to make up my mind about the color. Someone mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!
Hush: Ta.
Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!
Hush: Ta.
by luvrogers May 07, 2013
When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!
Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!
by Luvrogers May 06, 2013
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by AbCd!2#4 July 06, 2023
by stewiestolemywashingmachine April 24, 2021