Alexander

Alexander is the most wonderful person you will ever meet! He is strong and courageous, and ever so sweet. Alexander always makes those around him smile and he never fails to save the day. Most people are jealous of Alexander, because he is such a handsome, personality-rich man. Alexander has the most gorgeous orange hair with complimentary blue eyes. His figure is perfect, healthy, and ever so hot! Nobody can compare to Alexander, for he is the best person you will ever meet. He is the best remedy.

Person 1: Who is that handsome man?!
Person 2: That's Alexander!
Person 1: How is it humanly possible to be that hot?

by ISpeakTheTruthMyFriend May 26, 2019

Alexa

Alexa is the bestest friend anyone could ever ask for. She's sweet and cares about your feelings. She seems intimating and badass at first, but once you get to know her she's the kindest person you could ever meet. She's soft and beautiful inside and out. She probably sings and/or plays an instrument. If you ever meet an Alexa, keep her in your life.

Person 1: Who was that girl at school today?
Person 2: That was Alexa. Isn't she cool?
Person 1: She's awesome man

by unknowingly_saved July 31, 2019

Alexander C

C is for Cock which he shows off to literally everyone

fuck u Alexander C

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

Alex Pannu

A boy who masturbates 4 times a day while his pubes are longer than his dick (3 inches)

I'm going to do an Alex Pannu tonight or you're such an Alex Pannu

by Fuck you declan November 17, 2019

Alex Watson

An Alex Watson Is someone who is a complete wanker and thrives off telling everyone how shit they are, he dosnt give a fuck if you are actually good at it or not he will still take the piss.

Someone random walked past me today who I didn’t know and called me a cunt for no reason, he was an Alex Watson

by Djelv20 July 12, 2020

alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.

"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.

by DetrimentalMug October 8, 2020

Alex

Alex is an incredible man of whom i will never be worthy of.his intellect, his personality and his gorgeous eyes entrapped me in a spiralling love of which he will never feel the same for me. A tragedy will befall you if you long for Alex. His perfections are his imperfections, i cant help but feel he thinks too much of himself, or perhaps i truly am worthless to him. whatever the answer may be i hope he truly finds happiness. and one day i hope to land from this everlasting fall of lost love. i love you Alex thank you for the friendship you have given me it is worth so much more than i.

Alex is incredible and immaculte

by Custardmustard October 21, 2020