Dirty Alonso

When a guy sucks someone's dick but says it didnt happen

Hey dude did u see that dirty Alonso

Wait no way dude hes a dirty Alonso but hes so hot .

by Rivermoon April 13, 2020

Alondra

Usually the type of girl to talk a lot of shit about her friends, usually has a donkey laugh and is annoying to mostly everyone around her. The only way for this girl to get a boyfriend is to get one that is older than her and is extremely desperate for some pussy. She's hardly any fun. Always has a bad attitude. She has thin legs and hardly has any booty .

Guy1: what is that sound ? Is there a donkey here?

Guy2: nah bro that's just Alondra.

by Thatnicechickfromthatoneclass December 30, 2016

skin tone chicken bone leave me alone

the rap sang by a 13 year old black female who usually has a mental disease and is usually named shiniqua

Someone: yo shiniqua
shiniqua: SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE LEAVE ME ALONE FOO
Someone: ok chill daym

by Liqua Madik January 6, 2020

Alondra

Dumb ass bitch always shorter than 5 foot
Always talks trash but never fights

Her . your a dumb bitch
Person. Whats up wanna fight do something

Her. No I'm just joking
Person . stop before I beat your ass alondra

by Hagdheeh June 4, 2018

Forever alone

Biatch get a life y'all lonely motha fucka

My bf David gibbin is forever alone

by theamazingjj April 14, 2016

Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

pity on your time from a long time ago

same as pity on your time, only much stronger

A: what do you think of my new shoes?
B: Pity on your time from a long time ago!!
A: Really? that good?

by Zach Engel March 30, 2005