A person that owns or pretends to own a boat constructed of aluminium. They are usually gay or gayangsters.
"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"
"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
by GRP owner September 16, 2012

by kiribby November 29, 2021

She’s the most beautiful girl in the world. She loves animals and baby and the mom of the group. She’s sweet and kind to her friends and love to give advice to people.
by MediumTiddyGothGf November 30, 2020

by udvfunrlhagjkdfc.h\g May 23, 2023

by -x-x-x- May 6, 2015

by thiccbred101 April 22, 2019

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.
Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."
Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023
