Dense Ape

To express that somebody is stupid and uncivilized; an insult.

Stop throwing those fireworks at each other, you Dense Apes!

by The Pinskinator November 16, 2021

Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

anal ape

man who acts as a ape hoppin from ass to ass and goes apeshit when screwin a girl in the ass.

"I hate that dude he gets all the ass!" "Yeah he's one big anal ape.."

by lukethamestheduke2 December 31, 2007

Ape-ist

Being yelled at, without being asked if you could talk first

When someone goes 'ape' without saying hey i need to talk to you about something. eg. Your mum walks into your room. "YOU'RE FAILING SCHOOL YOU'RE GROUNDED. CLEAN YOU'RE ROOM." - "Mum stop being an Ape-ist"

by Huge-G November 26, 2010

ape hangers

man boobs that sag with great severity, also having the ability to use aforementioned man boobs as leverage.

that kid just used his ape hangers to get out of the pool in the deep end.

by Seanchito Lopez August 6, 2011

ape shit

1-Really Fucked Up
2-Acting in a really fucked up way

The lion went apeshit and started to eat ppl

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

ap stat

1) acronym: A-Plus Statutory Rapist
2) one who intentionally lures and seduces a female notwithstanding the fact that she is a minor, specifically eighth grade (13 years of age). See bat mitzvah special and pulling a dave

That AP Stat is so grimey--he made out with a 13 year old, and he's 27!

by Tha Docta Fill May 28, 2005