A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.
by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009
when at cheerleading practice you shove your finger so farly up your nose that your nuckle is not visable anymore.
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:
by tk tots February 27, 2008
"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."
"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."
"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"
"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."
"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"
by pwrsurge13 January 15, 2008
A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
by translantic01 June 26, 2011
Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
-Monster Turnip Stories
-Monster Turnip Stories
by Knargle Consumer July 02, 2011
Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019
An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.
Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.
by mkckjclub January 29, 2023