Spikey Dildo

A spikey dildo is a penis shaped latex figure that a female inserts into her vagina and the spoken item has many large spikes around the balls area

Sharon was made fun of because she bought a spikey dildo at spencers

by Sharon leeeeeee james July 2, 2016

Bilbo-dildo

Just a little monsterus dildo

Bilbo-dildo An enormous magic dildo that no meare mortal can piseas

by Sven savage October 22, 2018

dildo dequino

its where u take a newborn baby and try to shove it back into the female untill she gets off

doctor: it's a boy!!
woman: oh joy!
man: stick it back in!
doctor: a dildo dequino!

by ifuccbitchezz March 18, 2009

Dildo Hospice

An elderly woman's Vagina.

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice

by Lance.Pimpstrong September 23, 2015

dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by WHAT February 13, 2005

what the dildo

Analogous to phrases such as “What the fuck” or “What the hell”. Often used in the context of describing something utterly confounding or inexplicitly stupid. Can be abbreviated to “What the dil” if children or those easily offended are present.

Sam: Whats up bro?
John: Nothing much, expect I'm building a rocketship to Mars so we can play ping pong in zero gravity!!
Sam: What the dildo??

by Master2117 December 31, 2008