crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017

Crack blast

Slang term for explosive diarrhea or can also be used as a negative expletive to express extreme frustration.

Man that Taco Bell had me crack blastin’ for half an hour straight!

CRACK BLAST! We lost

by Exa_N0ri May 8, 2021

Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.

*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”

by Rainswerds April 14, 2019

crack line

A very profitable way to make money although really heaty and demanding. Often requires operators to drive around evading police for hours on end. Popular way to sell drugs in BC.

My crack line is bumpin!
Fucking jimmys trying to steal my junkies off my crack line

by vanbcrime September 23, 2009

Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU

Stop being a kraken on crack

by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021

cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

by Boags July 24, 2007