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Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.
Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."
by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019
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Ass clown

A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.
Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party
by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022
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Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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Clown Car

The term used when you have a lot of people and not enough space in the car. So you decided to squish people in the car knowing you don't have enough seats and seatbelts
John: We have 5 people, do you have enough space in your car?
Me: Nah I don't, lets clown car
by h_wong January 13, 2018
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kots the clown

Kots the clown is a clown that performs in GC ( Greek class ) and shoots his shot with the one and only PANA - he is a great guy
by Anthony.rovid January 6, 2021
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Electric Clown

Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.
Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money

Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!
by clown smuggler September 19, 2009
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Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
by Neoslayer July 24, 2021
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