Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 15, 2020

Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

by madeine July 19, 2016

Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend

Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early

by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023

Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.

"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"

by Ember Pember July 3, 2020

Prank Monday

prank time me when i get pranked

dw it’s just prank monday

by leon kennedy March 8, 2025

A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks

Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays

by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023

MONDAY

A racial slur.

Everyone hates Monday's.

by George Wallace June 5, 2018